Tongue Tied

This submission comes to us from Iowa. Here’s what the submitter wrote:

At first, you might wonder,

“Does he have a Starburst hanging out of his mouth? A peppermint? A piece of meat? Ohhhhh, nooooo … that’s his tongue.”

The details in this announcement are great as well. This fun-loving couple tied the knot on 8/9/2010 at 11. The bride proudly changed her last name to that of the groom. The groom will be keeping his last name although as the announcement says, “He does prefer to be called ‘Mr. Wonderful’ from time to time.”

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Published in: on October 4, 2010 at 8:18 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Criminal Couple

Breaking from the norm a bit today to bring you this awesomeness. Not a newspaper announcement, but this is an actual wedding invitation a co-worker of mine received recently.

In case you can’t read the text at the bottom of the flier it reads, “Last seen living together in an abandoned funeral home.”

AWESOME.

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What Is She Hiding?

look at me when i'm talking to you

What do you think is going on in this wedding announcement?

A. She just stole the remote and won’t give it back.

B. She’s holding the back of her dress together because it ripped when someone stepped on her train.

C. She doesn’t realize her husband is a vampire and ready to bite.

D. Something else entirely — Tell us in the comments!

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Disappointed Duo

Disappointed Duo

Not just anyone can pull off the serious look.  These guys look supremely peeved. What’d you do? Buy them another toaster?! Gees. How could you?

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Garterlicious

garterlicious

Because drunken risque garter removal ceremonies aren’t awkward enough.

Cheers to announcing your love in the local paper drink in hand, dress hiked up, and groom on the ground.

Classy.

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Blowin’ in the Wind

Blowin' In The Wind

And for the next pose, how about you lift your dress over your head?

Side note: In the details of this announcement they inform us that the maid of honor wrote the vows. Aww. How meaningful.

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My Favorite Mistake

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Nothing like a good ol’ fashioned mug shot to stand next to your wedding announcement in the paper.

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Hide and Seek

Hide and Seek

Yet another announcement Grandma will be proud to hang on her fridge.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

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two become one unibrow

And two shall become one.

This is one fierce union!

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They Couldn’t Be Happier

a little too forced

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