Tongue Tied

This submission comes to us from Iowa. Here’s what the submitter wrote:

At first, you might wonder,

“Does he have a Starburst hanging out of his mouth? A peppermint? A piece of meat? Ohhhhh, nooooo … that’s his tongue.”

The details in this announcement are great as well. This fun-loving couple tied the knot on 8/9/2010 at 11. The bride proudly changed her last name to that of the groom. The groom will be keeping his last name although as the announcement says, “He does prefer to be called ‘Mr. Wonderful’ from time to time.”

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Published in: on October 4, 2010 at 8:18 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Slide by Slide

This couple wants you to know they are entering their new life together, slide by slide.

A slide for him. A slide for her.

How much better can life get?

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What Is She Hiding?

look at me when i'm talking to you

What do you think is going on in this wedding announcement?

A. She just stole the remote and won’t give it back.

B. She’s holding the back of her dress together because it ripped when someone stepped on her train.

C. She doesn’t realize her husband is a vampire and ready to bite.

D. Something else entirely — Tell us in the comments!

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Disappointed Duo

Disappointed Duo

Not just anyone can pull off the serious look.  These guys look supremely peeved. What’d you do? Buy them another toaster?! Gees. How could you?

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Wait, What?

wait what

Man: “Wait. What?”

Woman: “It’s true honey. We’re engaged.”

Man: “You’ve got to be #$%#$ kidding me. How did this happen?”

Woman: “Well…I was a single lady and you liked it so you put a ring on it.”

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Shower Shout-Outs

It’s in the Details!

No photo today, but we’ve got a whopper of an announcement with fabulous details to share with you. We’ve taken out much of this novel of an announcement (to view the whole thing click here), but we’ve left our favorite parts below. Enjoy these beautiful details adorned by cascading greenery.

“The beautiful wedding chapel in Troy was the setting for the recent evening wedding of Lauren Casey Billingsley and Timothy Alan Davidson, both of Union City. . .

Let’s just skip to the reception that’s the fun part of the day anyway…

RECEPTION

“The Moffatt Centré in Troy was the setting for a reception. The tables were draped with white linen tablecloths and illuminating hurricane vases accented with truffle ribbon and votive candles.

“A buffet-style table was set up with an assortment of finger foods, which consisted of pork tenderloin, sweet and sour chicken, deli-style crescent sandwiches, various fresh vegetables and fruits with an array of dips, a variety of cheeses and crackers and chips and dip.

(So glad the dips got a shout-out twice, they might have felt bad if they weren’t included.)

“The centerpiece for the food table (Wow, we are really going there huh?) was a large arrangement of various summer flowers with greenery cascading over a beautiful vase. . .

Skipping a lot here, if you want to read about the REHEARSAL DINNER, click the link above to the full announcement).

And now for more unnecessary shout-outs….yup, they included a list of each wedding shower held in their honor…whoa.

“HOME DECOR SHOWER A home decor shower was held at the home of Linda Robinson of Union City, friend of the groom’s mother. Guests enjoyed a variety of finger foods and banana punch. Special guests included the bride’s mother and the groom’s mother and grandmother.

LUAU-THEMED SHOWER A luau-themed shower was held at the home of Brittany Carter. Guests enjoyed a variety of fresh fruits, a Hawaiian pineapple cake and fresh lemonade. A money tree was provided for the couple to enjoy on their honeymoon. The bride’s mother was as a special guest.

MISCELLANEOUS SHOWER A miscellaneous shower was given by the employees at the Union City Doctor’s Clinic. Guests enjoyed a variety of homemade dishes and tea. Special guest was the mother of the bride.

MISCELLANEOUS SHOWER Another miscellaneous shower was hosted by the bride’s co-workers at Dr. Jordan and Bondurant’s office. Guests were served a variety of finger foods and cake.

LINGERIE SHOWER A lingerie shower was held at the home of Amanda Bell. Guests were treated to finger foods, consisting of a variety of chips and dip, dipping breads and cake.”

Aren’t they going to mention any special guests at this one? Perhaps a fireman?

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Playground Love

playground

One giant WTF to this Playground Posse!

Seriously, where do we start!?

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Garterlicious

garterlicious

Because drunken risque garter removal ceremonies aren’t awkward enough.

Cheers to announcing your love in the local paper drink in hand, dress hiked up, and groom on the ground.

Classy.

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Blowin’ in the Wind

Blowin' In The Wind

And for the next pose, how about you lift your dress over your head?

Side note: In the details of this announcement they inform us that the maid of honor wrote the vows. Aww. How meaningful.

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The Plunge

barely there wedding dress

So sweet and innocent.

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