Peek-A-Boo

If you’ve just joined us, this week we are celebrating our Canadian comrades. The party started yesterday, but it looks like you’ve arrived fashionably late! Don’t worry, you haven’t missed much — just our first couple and they sure were moody.

I just heard a knock on the door…let’s see who’s here.

Peek A Boo

Me (Peeking my head out the door): Hello? Who’s here?

Man (from behind the tree): Peek-a-Boo, it’s me! Hi-ya!

Woman: And me!

Me: Well hello to you as well! You startled me popping out of nowhere like that!

Woman: Oh, sorry sweetie! Look we brought you a gift!

Me: Uh..the tree? Thank you, but I don’t think we have room; we already have a few in here already. Can you leave it on the porch?

Man: Sure, no problem-o!

Me: Come on in then already. Let me introduce you to a few peeps you might have something in common with:

First we’ve got the Tree Huggers (from our archives)

tree hugger

And also, please meet You, Me & A Tree (from our archives)

you me and a tree

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Death Stare

This week we are celebrating our Canadian comrades. We’ve got our first couple at the door — let’s welcome them to the party.

bored

We thought we’d kick off the celebration with a bit of spunk and enthusiasm.

Enthusiasm, death stare, same thing.

*******

Woman: You are not welcome here.

ME: Well, likewise sista. This is MY party. And I invited spunk and enthusiasm. How’d you get through the door?

Woman: Doesn’t matter now. I’m here and I saw you staring at my man.

ME: No. I think you’ve mistaken me with someone else. See that girl over there by the bookcase? SHE was staring down your man.

the book of love

(From our archives: Library Love)

Death Stare glides across the room toward the bookcase.

Whew. She was a buzzkill.

Oh, and pardon me!

I forgot to introduce our celebration host and hostess!

They might look familiar if you’ve been celebrating with us for awhile, but just in case this is the first time you’ve joined us, let me introduce you to:

Spunk & Enthusiasm

(aka “Like Omigod, We’re Like Engaged”)

Like, oh my gosh, we are like engaged!

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