Man: Am I doing it right?
Woman: No! You have to channel your inner Top Model.
Man: Oh, okay. Like this then?
Woman: You’ve sorta got the pucker right…now let your eyes make love to the camera.
Man: This just feels all wrong.
ME: Yes, yes it does. For so many reasons. By the way, Woman, you’re flaunting the wrong hand.
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