Pucker Up

Pucker Up

Man: Am I doing it right?

Woman: No! You have to channel your inner Top Model.

Man: Oh, okay. Like this then?

Woman: You’ve sorta got the pucker right…now let your eyes make love to the camera.

Man: This just feels all wrong.

ME: Yes, yes it does. For so many reasons. By the way, Woman, you’re flaunting the wrong hand.

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Touchy Feely

Touchy Feely

Hand Check!

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Lost in the Moment

she actually said yes

The engagement announcement is merely one sentence:

“She actually said ‘yes.'”

We’re just as surprised.

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Mythical Creatures

Two-Headed:head out of shoulder

In Iowa!

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two heads

In Texas!

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And one cyclops:

cyclops

In Pennsylvania!

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Time Warp

Time Warp

Seriously. It never gets old.

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Pillow Talk

pillow talk

Just in case the wedding announcement didn’t scream it, they brought the pillow to say it.

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Can’t Touch This

touching bride to be's chest

File this under “things that don’t belong in your engagement announcement” =  inappropriate touching.

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