Tongue Tied

This submission comes to us from Iowa. Here’s what the submitter wrote:

At first, you might wonder,

“Does he have a Starburst hanging out of his mouth? A peppermint? A piece of meat? Ohhhhh, nooooo … that’s his tongue.”

The details in this announcement are great as well. This fun-loving couple tied the knot on 8/9/2010 at 11. The bride proudly changed her last name to that of the groom. The groom will be keeping his last name although as the announcement says, “He does prefer to be called ‘Mr. Wonderful’ from time to time.”

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Slide by Slide

This couple wants you to know they are entering their new life together, slide by slide.

A slide for him. A slide for her.

How much better can life get?

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Criminal Couple

Breaking from the norm a bit today to bring you this awesomeness. Not a newspaper announcement, but this is an actual wedding invitation a co-worker of mine received recently.

In case you can’t read the text at the bottom of the flier it reads, “Last seen living together in an abandoned funeral home.”

AWESOME.

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Flower Power

This week we are celebrating our Canadian comrades. The party started Monday, but we’ve got a great guest list and you’re on it. Come on in!

They say everyone has a soul mate,

I think this engagement announcement is the proof.

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Peek-A-Boo

If you’ve just joined us, this week we are celebrating our Canadian comrades. The party started yesterday, but it looks like you’ve arrived fashionably late! Don’t worry, you haven’t missed much — just our first couple and they sure were moody.

I just heard a knock on the door…let’s see who’s here.

Me (Peeking my head out the door): Hello? Who’s here?

Man (from behind the tree): Peek-a-Boo, it’s me! Hi-ya!

Woman: And me!

Me: Well hello to you as well! You startled me popping out of nowhere like that!

Woman: Oh, sorry sweetie! Look we brought you a gift!

Me: Uh..the tree? Thank you, but I don’t think we have room; we already have a few in here already. Can you leave it on the porch?

Man: Sure, no problem-o!

Me: Come on in then already. Let me introduce you to a few peeps you might have something in common with:

First we’ve got the Tree Huggers (from our archives)

And also, please meet You, Me & A Tree (from our archives)

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Death Stare

This week we are celebrating our Canadian comrades. We’ve got our first couple at the door — let’s welcome them to the party.

We thought we’d kick off the celebration with a bit of spunk and enthusiasm.

Enthusiasm, death stare, same thing.

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Woman: You are not welcome here.

ME: Well, likewise sista. This is MY party. And I invited spunk and enthusiasm. How’d you get through the door?

Woman: Doesn’t matter now. I’m here and I saw you staring at my man.

ME: No. I think you’ve mistaken me with someone else. See that girl over there by the bookcase? SHE was staring down your man.

(From our archives: Library Love)

Death Stare glides across the room toward the bookcase.

Whew. She was a buzzkill.

Oh, and pardon me!

I forgot to introduce our celebration host and hostess!

They might look familiar if you’ve been celebrating with us for awhile, but just in case this is the first time you’ve joined us, let me introduce you to:

Spunk & Enthusiasm

(aka “Like Omigod, We’re Like Engaged”)

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Touchy Feely

Hand Check!

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Wait, What?

Man: “Wait. What?”

Woman: “It’s true honey. We’re engaged.”

Man: “You’ve got to be #$%#$ kidding me. How did this happen?”

Woman: “Well…I was a single lady and you liked it so you put a ring on it.”

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Like, omigod! We’re like, engaged!

Playground Love

One giant WTF to this Playground Posse!

Seriously, where do we start!?

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She ain’t heavy, She’s my fiancé

She’s not that heavy dude — really. Help a sister out.

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(From the Aug. 28th issue of the Bismarck Tribune)

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