Rear View

butt grab

Double butt grab.

Classy.

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Jubilation

jubilation

Oh so enthused.

There’s nothing we love more than happy couples! Okay, maybe we love costumed couples more, but who’s keeping track?

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Can You See Me Now?

Can you see me now

You have to look REALLY close, but there’s a girl behind that man.

Camo fooled you didn’t it!?

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Flower Power

This week we are celebrating our Canadian comrades. The party started Monday, but we’ve got a great guest list and you’re on it. Come on in!

Flower Power

They say everyone has a soul mate,

I think this engagement announcement is the proof.

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Peek-A-Boo

If you’ve just joined us, this week we are celebrating our Canadian comrades. The party started yesterday, but it looks like you’ve arrived fashionably late! Don’t worry, you haven’t missed much — just our first couple and they sure were moody.

I just heard a knock on the door…let’s see who’s here.

Peek A Boo

Me (Peeking my head out the door): Hello? Who’s here?

Man (from behind the tree): Peek-a-Boo, it’s me! Hi-ya!

Woman: And me!

Me: Well hello to you as well! You startled me popping out of nowhere like that!

Woman: Oh, sorry sweetie! Look we brought you a gift!

Me: Uh..the tree? Thank you, but I don’t think we have room; we already have a few in here already. Can you leave it on the porch?

Man: Sure, no problem-o!

Me: Come on in then already. Let me introduce you to a few peeps you might have something in common with:

First we’ve got the Tree Huggers (from our archives)

tree hugger

And also, please meet You, Me & A Tree (from our archives)

you me and a tree

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Death Stare

This week we are celebrating our Canadian comrades. We’ve got our first couple at the door — let’s welcome them to the party.

bored

We thought we’d kick off the celebration with a bit of spunk and enthusiasm.

Enthusiasm, death stare, same thing.

*******

Woman: You are not welcome here.

ME: Well, likewise sista. This is MY party. And I invited spunk and enthusiasm. How’d you get through the door?

Woman: Doesn’t matter now. I’m here and I saw you staring at my man.

ME: No. I think you’ve mistaken me with someone else. See that girl over there by the bookcase? SHE was staring down your man.

the book of love

(From our archives: Library Love)

Death Stare glides across the room toward the bookcase.

Whew. She was a buzzkill.

Oh, and pardon me!

I forgot to introduce our celebration host and hostess!

They might look familiar if you’ve been celebrating with us for awhile, but just in case this is the first time you’ve joined us, let me introduce you to:

Spunk & Enthusiasm

(aka “Like Omigod, We’re Like Engaged”)

Like, oh my gosh, we are like engaged!

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Pucker Up

Pucker Up

Man: Am I doing it right?

Woman: No! You have to channel your inner Top Model.

Man: Oh, okay. Like this then?

Woman: You’ve sorta got the pucker right…now let your eyes make love to the camera.

Man: This just feels all wrong.

ME: Yes, yes it does. For so many reasons. By the way, Woman, you’re flaunting the wrong hand.

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Touchy Feely

Hand Check!

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Wait, What?

wait what

Man: “Wait. What?”

Woman: “It’s true honey. We’re engaged.”

Man: “You’ve got to be #$%#$ kidding me. How did this happen?”

Woman: “Well…I was a single lady and you liked it so you put a ring on it.”

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Tree Hugger

tree hugger

What is it about tree trunks? Really. We’d like to know.

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