Criminal Couple

Breaking from the norm a bit today to bring you this awesomeness. Not a newspaper announcement, but this is an actual wedding invitation a co-worker of mine received recently.

In case you can’t read the text at the bottom of the flier it reads, “Last seen living together in an abandoned funeral home.”

AWESOME.

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Flower Power

This week we are celebrating our Canadian comrades. The party started Monday, but we’ve got a great guest list and you’re on it. Come on in!

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They say everyone has a soul mate,

I think this engagement announcement is the proof.

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Seriously, where do we start!?

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Please Send Whiskey

It’s in the Details!

We don’t have a photo for this one, but the details are just so incredibly wonderful we couldn’t help but share. You’ll be sorry if you don’t click on the link below to read the full announcement, but here are a few details in case you are lazy.

“Chelsea ‘Look At My Diplomas’ Holden Baker and Noah ‘Hometown Hero’ DeLorme have decided to stop pretending they’re even mildly interested in other people and mate for life.”

Further down in the announcement:

“In lieu of gifts please send whiskey, aged 10 years, in commemoration of their decade of on-again-off-again dating.”

Click Here To Read Full Announcement

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At Least They’re Honest

It’s In The Details:

This one caught our eye because of the TVĀ  in the background (can you figure out what the commercial is for?). When we clicked on the announcement we realized we were in for a treat.

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Here are the gems:

“…He is working towards his degree in Criminal Justice and actively working towards obtaining his goal of becoming a state trooper. Scott is also working on mastering household tasks such as dishes, laundry, and folding clothes one baby step at a time.”

“…Alison is also working on becoming “domesticated” and branching out of her cooking specialties of grilled cheese, Ramen noodles, and chicken and potatoes to a more diverse menu”

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I guess the days when his opinions mattered are over.

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Yet another announcement Grandma will be proud to hang on her fridge.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

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A few gems from the announcement:

“And the groom wore … a full-length burgundy leather coat and a handmade leather mask.”

“He is employed by Warhorse Productions as a full-contact armored jouster.”

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Totally engaged

Announcement text: “Tim Carroll and Alisha Brown are totally engaged. It was obvious from the start that these two are a perfect fit. After an endless amount of bad jokes that only they high fived over, Tim realized that Alisha is his one and only true love. On September 19, 2009, their love will become infinite with the sacred vows of marriage. Booyah!”

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Gayle’s Man

The Celebrations Game is proud to announce the engagement and approaching wedding of our new feature….

It’s In The Details:

“Gayle’s Man”

Gayle's Man Details

“Margaret Sheets of Lebanon, Ohio announces the cohabitation, without benefit of clergy, of her delightful son James and Gayle Schmidt of Fort Myers, Florida. They will receive visitors, by appointment only, B.Y.O.B., at their home on Ensign Court in the Caloosa Yacht & Racquet Club. Large cash appreciations may be directed to The Committee to Finance Gayle’s Man’s Lavish Life Style, James E. Sheets, Chairman.”

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