What do you think is going on in this wedding announcement?
A. She just stole the remote and won’t give it back.
B. She’s holding the back of her dress together because it ripped when someone stepped on her train.
C. She doesn’t realize her husband is a vampire and ready to bite.
D. Something else entirely — Tell us in the comments!
Man: Am I doing it right?
Woman: No! You have to channel your inner Top Model.
Man: Oh, okay. Like this then?
Woman: You’ve sorta got the pucker right…now let your eyes make love to the camera.
Man: This just feels all wrong.
ME: Yes, yes it does. For so many reasons. By the way, Woman, you’re flaunting the wrong hand.
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Man: “Wait. What?”
Woman: “It’s true honey. We’re engaged.”
Man: “You’ve got to be #$%#$ kidding me. How did this happen?”
Woman: “Well…I was a single lady and you liked it so you put a ring on it.”
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Clearly she selected the photo for the paper.
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Announcement text: “Tim Carroll and Alisha Brown are totally engaged. It was obvious from the start that these two are a perfect fit. After an endless amount of bad jokes that only they high fived over, Tim realized that Alisha is his one and only true love. On September 19, 2009, their love will become infinite with the sacred vows of marriage. Booyah!”
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Check out this couple’s blog: http://tlovesa.wordpress.com/our-story/
When R.A.H. (one of our top commenters) submitted this celebration, these two questions were posed:
What is he smelling in the air?
and
Why is she staring at his man package?
We’d also like to ask,
Does Grandma know her chair is missing?
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The engagement announcement is merely one sentence:
“She actually said ‘yes.'”
We’re just as surprised.
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