What Is She Hiding?

look at me when i'm talking to you

What do you think is going on in this wedding announcement?

A. She just stole the remote and won’t give it back.

B. She’s holding the back of her dress together because it ripped when someone stepped on her train.

C. She doesn’t realize her husband is a vampire and ready to bite.

D. Something else entirely — Tell us in the comments!

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Pucker Up

Pucker Up

Man: Am I doing it right?

Woman: No! You have to channel your inner Top Model.

Man: Oh, okay. Like this then?

Woman: You’ve sorta got the pucker right…now let your eyes make love to the camera.

Man: This just feels all wrong.

ME: Yes, yes it does. For so many reasons. By the way, Woman, you’re flaunting the wrong hand.

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Wait, What?

wait what

Man: “Wait. What?”

Woman: “It’s true honey. We’re engaged.”

Man: “You’ve got to be #$%#$ kidding me. How did this happen?”

Woman: “Well…I was a single lady and you liked it so you put a ring on it.”

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In Your Face

cake face

I just lost my appetite.

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The Gawker

Look Me in the Eyes

Whoa buddy! Eyes up here; not down there!

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Random Camper

random camper

Clearly she selected the photo for the paper.

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Baby It’s Cold Outside

Totally engaged

Announcement text: “Tim Carroll and Alisha Brown are totally engaged. It was obvious from the start that these two are a perfect fit. After an endless amount of bad jokes that only they high fived over, Tim realized that Alisha is his one and only true love. On September 19, 2009, their love will become infinite with the sacred vows of marriage. Booyah!”

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It’s In The Details

Check out this couple’s blog: http://tlovesa.wordpress.com/our-story/

Love Seat

Love Seat

When R.A.H. (one of our top commenters) submitted this celebration, these two questions were posed:

What is he smelling in the air?

and

Why is she staring at his man package?

We’d also like to ask,

Does Grandma know her chair is missing?

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Lost in the Moment

she actually said yes

The engagement announcement is merely one sentence:

“She actually said ‘yes.'”

We’re just as surprised.

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The Space Between

the space between

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