Tongue Tied

This submission comes to us from Iowa. Here’s what the submitter wrote:

At first, you might wonder,

“Does he have a Starburst hanging out of his mouth? A peppermint? A piece of meat? Ohhhhh, nooooo … that’s his tongue.”

The details in this announcement are great as well. This fun-loving couple tied the knot on 8/9/2010 at 11. The bride proudly changed her last name to that of the groom. The groom will be keeping his last name although as the announcement says, “He does prefer to be called ‘Mr. Wonderful’ from time to time.”

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Slide by Slide

This couple wants you to know they are entering their new life together, slide by slide.

A slide for him. A slide for her.

How much better can life get?

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If you like this post, things get crazier here: Playground Love

Rear View

Double butt grab.

Classy.

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Criminal Couple

Breaking from the norm a bit today to bring you this awesomeness. Not a newspaper announcement, but this is an actual wedding invitation a co-worker of mine received recently.

In case you can’t read the text at the bottom of the flier it reads, “Last seen living together in an abandoned funeral home.”

AWESOME.

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What Is She Hiding?

What do you think is going on in this wedding announcement?

A. She just stole the remote and won’t give it back.

B. She’s holding the back of her dress together because it ripped when someone stepped on her train.

C. She doesn’t realize her husband is a vampire and ready to bite.

D. Something else entirely — Tell us in the comments!

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Jubilation

Oh so enthused.

There’s nothing we love more than happy couples! Okay, maybe we love costumed couples more, but who’s keeping track?

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Can You See Me Now?

You have to look REALLY close, but there’s a girl behind that man.

Camo fooled you didn’t it!?

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Disappointed Duo

Not just anyone can pull off the serious look.  These guys look supremely peeved. What’d you do? Buy them another toaster?! Gees. How could you?

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One Happy Couple

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Flower Power

This week we are celebrating our Canadian comrades. The party started Monday, but we’ve got a great guest list and you’re on it. Come on in!

They say everyone has a soul mate,

I think this engagement announcement is the proof.

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Peek-A-Boo

If you’ve just joined us, this week we are celebrating our Canadian comrades. The party started yesterday, but it looks like you’ve arrived fashionably late! Don’t worry, you haven’t missed much — just our first couple and they sure were moody.

I just heard a knock on the door…let’s see who’s here.

Me (Peeking my head out the door): Hello? Who’s here?

Man (from behind the tree): Peek-a-Boo, it’s me! Hi-ya!

Woman: And me!

Me: Well hello to you as well! You startled me popping out of nowhere like that!

Woman: Oh, sorry sweetie! Look we brought you a gift!

Me: Uh..the tree? Thank you, but I don’t think we have room; we already have a few in here already. Can you leave it on the porch?

Man: Sure, no problem-o!

Me: Come on in then already. Let me introduce you to a few peeps you might have something in common with:

First we’ve got the Tree Huggers (from our archives)

And also, please meet You, Me & A Tree (from our archives)

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